April 2013
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March 2013
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December 2012
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THREE LITTLE DAYOTS ARE GOING TO DENNY'S
lil bro: “mom, we’re gonna bring you food. what do you want…pancakes? hashbrowns? eggs? ice crea — wait that’s stupid.”
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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shan-francisco: Bill Nye opens his mailbox “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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hijafea: Mayans: The world is ending Dec. 21st…  Jesus: nahh my birthday Tuesday, turn up see now….lol
Dec 22nd
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prediction of future text posts on tumblr
December 20th: OMG DYINQ 2MORROW
December 21st: DYINNN TODAY OMG
December 22nd: WE SURVIVEDDDD
December 23rd: HOLY SHIT TOMORROWS CHRISTMAS
December 24th: ITS CHRISTMIS EVE
December 25th: LOOK AT MY PRESENTS ZOMG
December 31st: SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
January 1st: WE HAVNT TALKED SINCE LAST YEAR LAWL
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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i cant poop… maybe it is the end of the world :/
Dec 21st
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and she says repeatedly...
“the art of losing isn’t hard to master” 
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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the-80s-do-it-better: hendrixthehipster: lyraeon: But I’ll be honest Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance In and of itself May just be my favorite invention ever is that person cutting bread with a block of wood
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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“No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his...”
–  F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via giganti)
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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unfreshing: laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
Dec 12th
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AP LIT madness
She walks in heels and captures eyes of all the people left behind en-wrapping her in vicious lies dark mascara can fool one’s mind She’s standing tall until she dies, looking down upon her own kind. She is the queen, the world is hers. bow down and envy what she’s worth takes the mirror out her purse, “You are the fairest since your birth. being beautiful, that’s...
Dec 11th
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me trying to sound romantic
there is a vertical asymptote in between us </3. I hope we can change our function or think of another strategy so we can meet at our limit. Then our love shoots out behind our heads reaching for infinityyy….yeah idk. 
Dec 9th
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My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!
Dec 9th
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i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about unless its hitler then it’s only nein times cuter
Dec 9th
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omg…just rip my heart out already -______-
Dec 9th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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lunch
pops: eat bae!  me: already ate pops: eat more, it’s time for pay back me: pay back?  pops: cuz when you’re in school you cannot eat well me:  
Dec 3rd
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November 2012
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dang, UC's
SO HARD!!! i don’t want to submit I AM GOING TO PASS OUT
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand
Nov 26th
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eavesdropping
my bro’s asking my mom for a game console — a wii or something… boy, when i was your age i begged for a jumprope. 
Nov 26th
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all scholars who take calculus are sec-xy
oh dear, what is this school nonsense everyone is going bananas about? is it code for end of the world? 
Nov 26th
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college apps...
aksdfaksdf Dx
Nov 21st