THREE LITTLE DAYOTS ARE GOING TO DENNY'S
lil bro: “mom, we’re gonna bring you food. what do you want…pancakes? hashbrowns? eggs? ice crea — wait that’s stupid.”
shan-francisco: Bill Nye opens his mailbox “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month
hijafea: Mayans: The world is ending Dec. 21st… Jesus: nahh my birthday Tuesday, turn up see now….lol
prediction of future text posts on tumblr
December 20th: OMG DYINQ 2MORROW
December 21st: DYINNN TODAY OMG
December 22nd: WE SURVIVEDDDD
December 23rd: HOLY SHIT TOMORROWS CHRISTMAS
December 24th: ITS CHRISTMIS EVE
December 25th: LOOK AT MY PRESENTS ZOMG
December 31st: SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
January 1st: WE HAVNT TALKED SINCE LAST YEAR LAWL
i cant poop… maybe it is the end of the world :/
and she says repeatedly...
“the art of losing isn’t hard to master”
the-80s-do-it-better: hendrixthehipster: lyraeon: But I’ll be honest Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance In and of itself May just be my favorite invention ever is that person cutting bread with a block of wood
No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via giganti)
unfreshing: laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
AP LIT madness
She walks in heels and captures eyes of all the people left behind en-wrapping her in vicious lies dark mascara can fool one’s mind She’s standing tall until she dies, looking down upon her own kind. She is the queen, the world is hers. bow down and envy what she’s worth takes the mirror out her purse, “You are the fairest since your birth. being beautiful, that’s...
me trying to sound romantic
there is a vertical asymptote in between us </3. I hope we can change our function or think of another strategy so we can meet at our limit. Then our love shoots out behind our heads reaching for infinityyy….yeah idk.
My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about unless its hitler then it’s only nein times cuter
omg…just rip my heart out already -______-
pops: eat bae! me: already ate pops: eat more, it’s time for pay back me: pay back? pops: cuz when you’re in school you cannot eat well me:
SO HARD!!! i don’t want to submit I AM GOING TO PASS OUT
slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand
my bro’s asking my mom for a game console — a wii or something… boy, when i was your age i begged for a jumprope.
all scholars who take calculus are sec-xy
oh dear, what is this school nonsense everyone is going bananas about? is it code for end of the world?